I got arthritis in my thumb for taking too many selfies
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*
"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away
WELL LOOK AT THIS
OH FUCK OFF
I never understood how wizards in the hp universe were confused by Hermione’s parents being dentists???? Do wizards not have dentists?? Do they have spells to cure gingivitis?? Do they even know what a toothbrush is?? Wizards are disgusting